A Sale!

This is a story of a new mom.

A new mom who, due to recent birth of daughter, has been wearing the same jeans every day for way too long.

Said mom has not bought anything for herself without elastic in almost a year.

Said mom found a sale. The sun was shining. The sale/sun combo caused the following:

Mom in good mood because of warmth of sun on her arms.
Mom sees a dress that catches her eye.
Mom decides to try on dress for various upcoming events.
Mom removes eight dresses from the racks.
Daughter sleeps peacefully in her stroller.
This makes mom happy.
Mom tries on dresses.
By some stroke of insane luck, dresses fit.
Mom in even better mood now.
Mom feels hot.
Mom wants to buy four dresses.
Mom buys three...
And two pairs of shoes.

Will Dad kill mom? It is probable.

This is a story of a mom who needs to go back to work.

Who me? Never. :)